Wednesday, 4 May 2016

Five Worst foods!

  There's noting any worse than being hungry and wanting something good but instead taste something horrible.  My favorite hobby is eating, however I have tasted some pretty nasty foods in my life.  I'm not usually a picky eater, most stuff slides down pretty good but these have to be the worst foods out there.  Not everyone will agree with the foods I'm about to list but these are my five worst in my opinion.

5.  Tomatoes:  
   Tomatoes are great to add in to stuff for flavor but eating a raw tomato has to be the grossest thing ever.  Tomatoes have a lot of unpleasant juices that squirt out the minute you bite into one.  Another thing gross about them is their texture, they're slippery and soft with a small crunch when you bite into one.  Tomatoes are just altogether not for me.  

4. Mini hot dogs in a can:
    Surprisingly these use to be my little brothers favorite food.  What these are are these mini hot dogs in a can surrounded with a bunch of this weird juice to probably keep them fresh.  The minute you open the can you have to stand back and wait at least 10 mins for the smell to clear, not to forget to mention to not drop the can!  If you drop the can chances are they hot dogs will bounce away.  They're so small and rubbery that they bounce...literally.  

3.  Fatty parts on meat:  
  Meat is one of my favorite things to eat, especially drizzled with BBQ sauce.  Although meat can be pretty great it also has it's downsides.  Whenever mom makes pork chops for supper you can be guaranteed to find me scavenging through them for the one with the less fatty parts.  The fatty parts are the lighter, thick chunks on the meat.  They fatty parts are filled with grease, they're sometimes sticky, and taste horrible.  I think the reason they taste so horrible is because of it's texture and how greasy it seems to be.  It has this really odd slippery texture.
     
2.  cheese in a bag:
   Most people haven't heard tell of this but with my grandfather being a truck driver you get to taste these weird things.  My grandfather brings home small bags of cheese, some are stringy salted cheese which tastes not as bad as it sounds but the other stuff is plain chunks of white cheese.  I usually like cheese but these just taste like little chunks of sour milk.  I mean, come on it's chunks of cheese in a bag! I guess I could've seen it coming before even trying it.  

1.  Onions: 
 Onions have to be the worst thing I've ever tasted.  In fact, they're so bad they make your eyes water. They smell terrible, taste awful and leave this disgusting after smell in your mouth.  I was once dared to eat a raw onion for 20 bucks and I took two bites out of it, the smell never left me until two weeks after.  The worst thing in the world is when I see this nice cheesy piece of pizza, pick it up, take a bite, and crunch.  What comes out? a long piece of onion, yuck! ruined my pizza which means ruined my day.  This is just one example of food onions manage to ruin, there are plenty of others as well.    

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